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BC said:
The highest rate of divorce is among lesbians, because there are two women involved.

The second-highest rate of divorce is among heterosexuals, because there is one woman involved.

The lowest rate of divorce is among gay men. Gay means "happy" because there are no women involved.
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Another word hijacked by the liberal left
 
BC said:
Sad but true. My neighbour is looking forward to the next election. He said he'll be watching from his window when I said that, when Labour come knocking, I'll be chasing them off my property with a pitchfork!
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Not just “just us labours” it all was allowed by the liberal left - Blair onwards - until now
 
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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
 
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.

A man asks him, “What's wrong?”

The boy says, “Me ma is dead”.

“Oh, bejaysus," the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”

The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
 
BC said:
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.

A man asks him, “What's wrong?”

The boy says, “Me ma is dead”.

“Oh, bejaysus," the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”

The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
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Oh no ………
 
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