PLUSNET ARE GOLD PLATED WANKERS
- Thread starter NigelRG
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mick as funny as your story is, I can confirm that it is FAKE NEWS Said shirt was worth a few quid as it had vlads name embossed on the back of it. Unknown to a lot of people putin is actually a semi pro darts player ranked as russias 566th best player.
Now if we roll back 24 hours from the pic
elmoputney kindly shared with us, putin was in fact preparing for a low profile darts match at the ally pally against none other than his good mate (and also little known darts player) Donald 'where's yer troosers' trumpTrumps nickname was inspired from a previous meeting between the 2 when Vladimir 'Elmo' putin had downed a few too many vodka shots and ended up throwing up over his trousers. Trump immediately whipped his trousers off and offered them to putin to wear, allegedly saying 'it's the least I can do, bud'. This spawned the pre match tradition of trump twirling his trousers around his head before launching (steady on Kim) them into the crowd.
Anyway I digress, the match was played, obviously putin won. It was easy to spot the KGB agents, they were the crowd members who had defaced their 180 placards to read 'we're going to win 180k on putin '
I'll finish the story off tomorrow as it's lights and electrics off in here shortly,
Nurse, can you pass me my medication please....
mick
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djb38 It is a relief to learn that Trump plays Darts not Football as less chance he will start pushing the buttons of the one in the case which is always with him.Putin and Darts a peaches and cream but less so for those who have been hit by one of his containing far worse than the liquid flea juice.
Perhaps we should swing back to horse racing because although this can hurt the head as well as the wallet at least there is a tomorrow.! I must confess doing damage to our current times large bookmaking firms makes much appeal and of course hitting them in the pocket is the best way but if we do not have the ability or are prevented when we might , then going physical remains an appealing alternative.
I should clarify i do not advocate serious harm but using the super flea virus or triple strength doses of horse laxative makes appeal.
I feel that for us horse racing punters these days the enemy is not really the bookmakers but rather there FOBTs ? increasingly we can witness on line footage of "customers" venting via smashing them up.I do not agree with this but do have a little fantasy..........
Someone does the impossible and learns how to beat the machines and posts the info on line.Within days thousands of FOBT players are making good profits.Imagine the confusion in the fiddler HQs and the resulting press releases from there PR dept."In the interests of safe gambling and fully embracing our social responsibilities we at Ladbrokes - Corals are proud to announce that as from yesterday we are restricting the max stake on our FOBTs to 10p and all customers will be limited to 30 sec play time".
Those valued customers affected should be aware that your horse racing bets are now welcome PLEASE have some.!!!
Perhaps we should swing back to horse racing because although this can hurt the head as well as the wallet at least there is a tomorrow.! I must confess doing damage to our current times large bookmaking firms makes much appeal and of course hitting them in the pocket is the best way but if we do not have the ability or are prevented when we might , then going physical remains an appealing alternative.
I should clarify i do not advocate serious harm but using the super flea virus or triple strength doses of horse laxative makes appeal.
I feel that for us horse racing punters these days the enemy is not really the bookmakers but rather there FOBTs ? increasingly we can witness on line footage of "customers" venting via smashing them up.I do not agree with this but do have a little fantasy..........Someone does the impossible and learns how to beat the machines and posts the info on line.Within days thousands of FOBT players are making good profits.Imagine the confusion in the fiddler HQs and the resulting press releases from there PR dept."In the interests of safe gambling and fully embracing our social responsibilities we at Ladbrokes - Corals are proud to announce that as from yesterday we are restricting the max stake on our FOBTs to 10p and all customers will be limited to 30 sec play time".
Those valued customers affected should be aware that your horse racing bets are now welcome PLEASE have some.!!!
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NigelRG
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Well I'm now with A & A and the smoothest transfer yet... set new username and password into the router online. Switched router off, last night.
Switched router on this morning and up and running.
Confirmation from A & A line swapped at 04:37 and new billing.
No home phone, chose to lose it, no more scam calls which were due to Talktalk Hack.
Nige
Switched router on this morning and up and running.
Confirmation from A & A line swapped at 04:37 and new billing.
No home phone, chose to lose it, no more scam calls which were due to Talktalk Hack.
Nige