Jokes other sites are gonna copy and paste off here!

[gerry]

Your so correct i went to join a patronising club they told me there all called Frederic and you have to dress as a pirate and that's straight from the Attorney General so gave it a miss.

 

[BC]

One time I persuaded my kid brother to swallow a torch. It was worth it to see his little face light up.

By Gary Delaney

 

[gerry]

You could get done with a son and battery

 

[BC]

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that tone.

 

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[BC]

Some crackers amongst those Delboy99

 

[gerry]

Just need the cheese now.

 

[Monty]

Some crackers amongst those Delboy99

Don’t know where he gets them from but they always make me laugh. All from a time when we had guffaws and harmlessly funny innuendo and ribaldry. All in the distant past these days thanks to the cretinous wokes.

 

[BC]

The English Language: If it's sent by ship, it's cargo. But if it's sent by road, it's a shipment.