Jokes other sites are gonna copy and paste off here!

[ALANST]

 

[Monty]

right guy's this will be my last day of posting hope the jokes have bought a little smile to your faces

They've been good, ALANST.
Always enjoy a good laugh and you've provided plenty of them. Missing Del's postcards which always bring a chuckle.
Thanks for posting yours.

Monty

 

[BC]

right guy's this will be my last day of posting hope the jokes have bought a little smile to your faces

Thank you for the laughs

 

[BC]

My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.

 

[markfinn]

right guy's this will be my last day of posting hope the jokes have bought a little smile to your faces

Thanks Alan - hope all is ok

 

[ALANST]

yes everything is ok Mark might be back later just take a break for a bit

 

[K_GamingExpert]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[BC]

I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor.

 

[BC]

Wouldn’t it be funny if Angela Rayner is appointed Housing Secretary? Wait, what?

 

[BC]

As a family, we couldn't decide whether to have Nanna buried or cremated. So in the end, we let her live.

By Gary Delaney

 

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[Monty]

Welcome back, Del. I’ve missed these.