Jokes other sites are gonna copy and paste off here!

[BC]

Elderly Jewish lady walking along the high street, when a flasher whips open his raincoat. She takes one look and says, “Call that a lining?”

 

[Monty]

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember where I’d heard that joke. Then it came to me, it was Columbo, Peter Falk to Patrick Mcgoohan in an episode called "Agenda for Murder". Honestly, the crap we remember as we get older, yet today, I couldn’t remember what I’d gone upstairs for! That’s not unusual.

 

[BC]

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember where I’d heard that joke. Then it came to me, it was Columbo, Peter Falk to Patrick Mcgoohan in an episode called "Agenda for Murder". Honestly, the crap we remember as we get older…

That is exactly where I got it from - well done

…yet today, I couldn’t remember what I’d gone upstairs for! That’s not unusual.

Sounds like you’ve got Tom Jones syndrome