BC
Filly
People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
We really miss Bob Monkhouse,
Yes, indeed. A few more from Bob...
I'd never get divorced. I love my house too much.
When I die, I want to go like my father, who went peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
They diagnosed Faecal Impaction. The doctor asked me if I'd heard of it. I said, "Yes, isn't that the one with Glen Close and Michael Douglas?"
The doctor said it was terminal. I asked, "How long have I got?" The doctor said, "Ten". I said, "Ten what? Years? Months? Weeks? Days?" He said, "Nine."
