A man is stranded in the desert with nothing but a camel.
As the days drag on, all alone with no sign of civilization in sight, the man becomes increasingly lonely. One day, the feeling is so strong that he loses his better judgement and decides to make love to his camel.
So the man pulls down his pants and positions himself behind the camel. Then, just as he’s about to do the deed, the camel takes a step forward and the man falls, face first, into the sand. Ashamed, the man continues his journey, ever keeping an eye out for towns or cities on the horizon.
After a few more days, the man is feeling lonely once again and, against his better judgment, decides that he will try again to make love to his camel.
Once again, he pulls down his pants and positions himself behind the beast and, just like before, the stubborn creature steps forward at the least opportune moment, leaving the man lying face-first in the sand.
This goes on for a week, every few days the man trying to make love to the camel, and every time it taking a step forward, leaving him embarrassed and ashamed.
One day, just as he is about to make his fifth attempt, he hears a woman screaming off in the distance. He rushes towards the sound and discovers a woman buried in the sand, with only her head visible. She has silky, blonde hair and big, chocolate eyes and after weeks of isolation, the man thought that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
“Help me! I’ve been trapped here for hours.” She says.
The man hurries himself digging and pulling until he has completely freed the woman from the sand. To his surprise, she is completely naked. Brushing the sand off of her body seductively, she smiles at the man.
“Thank you so much!” She says. “You saved my life and I insist on repaying you. I’ll do anything you want, absolutely anything, just ask.”
The man smiles excitedly. It seemed too good to be true, it was the moment he had dreamed of for weeks.
“Well if you mean anything,” he says nervously, “can you hold my camel?”