Monk joke
A millionaire decides that it's a lovely day to take his new plane out for the day, a couple hours into his flight he begins to have trouble so decides he will land on a small island off in the distance
When he lands he is greeted by several monks who welcome him with open arms and take him on a tour of the grounds.
As he's walking around he hears a strange continuous banging. Interested he asks the head monk what the sound was.
"I can't tell you, you're not a monk"
They continue walking, enjoying the smell of the ocean, the beauty of the flowers and the wonderful conversations.
As they are approaching the main building the man hears the banging again, and again he asks the head monk what the sound was.
"I can't tell you, you're not a monk"
As they pass a dinning Hall he hears the sound again but this time asks a different monk what the sound was.
"I can't tell you, you're not a monk."
This drove the man crazy from not know which made the man decide to stay on the island and become a monk, he trained everyday with the monks, learning their life and culture.
On his last day of training, himself and the head monk are walking through the main building when he hears the banging again. He asks the head monk what it was.
"ill show you"
They go through a set of huge doors. The new monk can hear the banging even louder now. Next they go through a giant Hall and again the banging gets louder, eventually they reach a small hatch in the wall, by now the strange banging is deafening.
The head monk opens the hatch and removes a box that's practically beating like a human heart. He gives the box the to new monk.
The new monk slowly opens the box..
Can you guess what was inside?
Can't you tell you're not a monk!