It was late at night and the salesman had been driving for a while
The rain was as heavy as his eyelids and, as he nodded off and lost control. The car swerved left, then right before crashing upside down into a ditch.
The guy came round, the water in the ditch lapping round his head, he pulled himself loose, feeling the blood running down his head. He staggered to the side of the road to flag down help. The first car that pulled up was driven by the most amazing blonde. Long legs, perfect hair and satin skin. You poor man she said, come with me and I'll take care of you, special care.
I can't, said the man "my wife wouldn't be happy"
"its ok" said the woman "I'm sure she'd want to know you are ok?"
"no" said the man "she really wouldn't be happy with me going with you"
"Its not your fault you crashed, come on let me look after you"
"no, I can't, Its not right, my wife really wont like it..." The lady looked at him, steadying him by the arm and said "come with me"
So the man got in her car and went with her...he ended up spending the night, a magical night with this amazing lady.
The next morning the guy woke up wracked with guilt. "I have to go, my wife wont be happy"
"Stay" she said "Where was your wife last night when you needed her?"
"well, last time I saw her she was still in the car, so maybe still in the ditch?"