Going out to dinner
Joe and Kamala went to a diner to get a bite to eat. A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"
Biden says, "Yes, I'd like a quickie!"
She turns a little red and say, "Sir, with you running for president I don't think you should even be suggesting something like that. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the MENU!"
As she walks away Kamala leans over and says, "Joe, its pronounced quiche."