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Jokes other sites are gonna copy and paste off here!

Sid on money...​


"I like to spend it but my wife likes to save it. The big thing that matters is that the kids should have the best possible education and that I should be able to leave them something."



"I want to make as much money as I possibly can in the shortest amount of time, so that I can clear right out of show-business and spend the rest of my days fishing."



"My accountant looks after my money. I try to see that he has a little left at the end of the flat season to keep the tax people happy.";)
 
Sid on his face.....
"A face like mine grows on people...like a carbuncle."

"I didn't think I stood much of a chance with a mug like mine. A few thousand cases of gin, some boxing, late nights in my youth, hundreds of gee-gees and worry lines left by the taxman.";)
 
Sid on Carry On Films ......

"It's just one hysterical laugh from start to finish. Not at the jokes but at each other."



"I think in every single Carry On I've ever done, I've been soaked to the skin. I think Tolly Rothwell now does it on purpose!";)
 

Sid on his career and stardom...​


"I was very lucky."



"There is nothing la-di-da about me. Perfect strangers in the street I meet yell out 'Wotcha Sid! How's it going?' I like that. I think that's real nice."

" I'm what you would call a reluctant star. I don't want to be a star.";)
 
Sid On Tony Hancock ......

" Hancock's Half Hour was the best thing that ever happened to me."



"A great comic. More than a comic...an acting comic.The two of us are dead opposites. I suppose that's why we hit it off so well.";)
 
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