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Jokes other sites are gonna copy and paste off here!

“If comedians want to make a social comment they can go to the House of Commons. I don’t swear or do anything suggestive, and I’ve held onto that belief because when you’re on stage you’re a role model.”;)
 
“I tend to live in the wonderful world of my head, where every day the sun shines. Because of my age I like to live in an armchair and do just that.”;)
 
“Happiness is only transient. What I am is an enthusiastic man. I look forward to tomorrow because I know full well that the sun is going to be shining and I’m going to feel great and with that note of optimism, I think we’re on the right track.”;)
 
Stardom is no perishin' use to me. If I had stardom people might get the idea that I was too expensive and stop offering me some of those small character parts that help the old bank balance.;)
 
[Interviewed about the Carry On films during the making of Carry On Up The Jungle]I've played a hell of a lot of different roles, but they're all me - with different hats on.;)
 

Carry On Sergeant, 1958​


This National Service homage sees Kenneth Williams, as a university graduate turned soldier, getting grilled by Captain Potts, played by Eric Barker.


Captain Potts: “Your rank?”


Bailey: “Well, that’s a matter of opinion.”;)
 

Sid on his early life in South Africa...​


"I've done gold-digging and polishing. I've been a stevedore, a coal-heaver, a boxer, a wrestler, a junior clerk for two days and an electrician's apprentice for about an hour, at the end of which I blew the lights in a whole building. I've also taught skating and dancing."

"Years ago when I was a child, not a child but a youngster, I used to do a lot of diamond digging.";)
 
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