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    If you spot anything that does not look rigfhyt then please let me know.
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Colt
I failed my driver's test today. The instructor asked me "What do you do at a red light?" I said "I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook."
 

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Colt
I've invented an anti-gravity device that allows the tip of a snooker cue to hover at any height above the table. The rest is history.
 

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Colt
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
 
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