Delboy99
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Three men entered a swimming race for people with disabilities. One of the three men had no arms, one had no legs, and the third was just a head with no body.
The three men got onto the starting blocks. The whistle blew, and they all jumped into the water. The armless man and the legless man started to swim to the other end of the pool, but the head with no body sank to the bottom.
It was a very close race, but the armless man won. But when he and his legless competitor looked behind them, they saw bubbles coming from the starting end.
They swam back to the starting end to rescue the head. As soon as the head had caught his breath, he said, "Thank goodness you saved me! All my life I've learned to swim using my ears, then the moment I'm finally on the starting block of a race, some idiot puts a bathing cap on me!"