ALANST
Colt
A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said "I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long!".
The doctor replied "I can't do anything for you but if you go to the bayou and see the witch doctor she will be able to help you ".
So the guy went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor, the witch doctor said" go to the swamp and find a female frog and ask her to marry you.....she'll say "no" and you'll lose 5 Inches off your member".
So he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her "will you marry me?".
"No" she said
He lost 5 inches off his member
The guy liked the results and thought 20 inches is too much so he asked the frog again" will you marry me?".
The frog said "No"
And the guy lost another 5 inches
He thought good 15 inches is great but 10 inches would be better.
So he asked "will you marry me?".
And the frog said "how many more times do I have to tell you "NO!NO!NO!!!!!"
The doctor replied "I can't do anything for you but if you go to the bayou and see the witch doctor she will be able to help you ".
So the guy went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor, the witch doctor said" go to the swamp and find a female frog and ask her to marry you.....she'll say "no" and you'll lose 5 Inches off your member".
So he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her "will you marry me?".
"No" she said
He lost 5 inches off his member
The guy liked the results and thought 20 inches is too much so he asked the frog again" will you marry me?".
The frog said "No"
And the guy lost another 5 inches
He thought good 15 inches is great but 10 inches would be better.
So he asked "will you marry me?".
And the frog said "how many more times do I have to tell you "NO!NO!NO!!!!!"