A tired man walks into a French restaurant for a date...
(This is a really old and kinda long joke my parents used to tell me. It's translated from Spanish so bear with me.)
The man hated French food, but the woman was supposed to be an absolute beauty, so he agreed. He arrived at the incredibly fancy restaurant, exhausted from a day of work, and saw the woman wasn't there yet. The waiter sat him down and asked him if he wanted anything while he waited. He thought about it and said,
"Do you have any caffeinated drinks?", he didn't want to fall asleep in the middle of his date.
"Sir, this is a dinner restaurant. No caffeine, but we do have some wine, if you'd like..."
"Do you have frog legs?", the man suddenly asked.
"Yes. Shall I-"
"Hop over to the cafe next door and get me a coffee, then."