Delboy99
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A corrupt policeman asking for bribes
There was a corrupt policeman who always stopped people and asked them for bribes. One time he worked all day and didn't stop anyone. He realized as the sun was going down that he didn't have any money in his pocket so he said to himself, “I'm going to stop the next person I see.” Shortly thereafter, there came a man riding a new moped. The moped appeared to be working fine, the man was wearing his helmet, but the policeman stopped him anyway. The man's papers were all in order and the corrupt policeman couldn't find a reason to ask for a bribe. He said to the man, “Aren't you scared to be riding out here all by yourself?” The man answered, “I'm not by myself, I have God and the Prophet with me.” The corrupt policeman responded, “Three of you on that little moped? You'll have to pay a fine.”